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handful of christmas jokes from micah

whats the best thing to put into your christmas dinner?
your teeth

what do sheep say to each other at christmas time?
merry christmas to eye~

whats the defintion of christmas?
the time when everyone gets 'santa' mental

whats red and white and blue at christmas time?
a sad candy cane!

what do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor? 
ribbon hood

what did adam say on the day before christmas?
its christmas, eve~

whats the best thing to give your parents for christmas?
a list of everything you want

whats the favourite christmas carol of new parents?
silent night

where do mistletoe go to become famous?
holly wood

a christmas thought
~stressed is just desserts spelled backward~

happy holidays
from micah

Posted by group mascot on January 13, 2005 at 05:45 AM in micah's writings | Permalink

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