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micah's valentine's jokes

~micah's valentine jokes~

what do farmers give their wives on valentine's day?
hogs and kisses!

do skunks celebrate vanlentine's day?
of corse!  they are very scent-imental!

what did the paper clip say to the magnet on valentine's day?
i find you very attractive~

what did the elephant say to his girlfriend on valentine's day?
i love you a ton!

what did one pickle say to the other  pickle on valentine's day?
you mean a great dill to me~

what did the dog say on valentine's day?
i love you drooooool-ly!

what did the painter say on valentine's day?
i love you with all of my art~

what did frankenstein say on valentine's day?
be my valenstein!

Posted by group mascot on January 14, 2005 at 07:24 AM in micah's writings | Permalink

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Keep 'em coming, Micah! Remember, you are the official joke writer for Live2Give. I think lilone is working to set up a joke dispenser for you on the island. I plan on being a frequent customer of it. :)

Posted by: John Prototype | Jan 23, 2005 12:42:57 PM

"what did the dog say on valentine's day?
i love you drooooool-ly!"

Very funny! :D They're all good!

Posted by: Elizabeth | Jan 24, 2005 8:15:23 AM

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