easter jokes

collected by micah

why was the easter bunny so upset?
he was having a bad hare day~

what kind of books do easter bunny's like?
ones with hoppy endings~

why shouldnt you tell an easter egg a good joke?
it might crack up~

why does the easter bunny always look so good?
he uses hare spray~

what did one colored egg say to the other?
hear any good yokes lately?

why did the easter egg hide?
he was a lil chicken~

which side of the easter bunny has the most fur?
the outside~

hahaha 
keeeeeep laughing!

Posted by group mascot on March 10, 2005 at 05:58 AM in micah's writings | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBack

moth jokes collected by micah

why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
he wanted to see the floor show!

what do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?
an insect who can find its way around a dark closet!

whats the biggest moth in the world?
a mammoth!

what do insects learn at school?
mothmatics!

what insect lives on nothing?
a moth, because it eats holes!

how do stones stop moths eating your clothes?
rolling stones gather no moths!

keeeeeep laughing!

Posted by group mascot on February 23, 2005 at 05:18 PM in micah's writings | Permalink | Comments (3) | TrackBack

micah's perfect day~

micah thought a bit about what he might like to do if he could do anything... what his perfect day would look like.  he decided he'd like to go to canada.  he loves other countries!  he wants to take lots of pictures while he's there, especially of the animals.  he'd like to find some really crazy party clubs and dance with a really pretty babe~  lots of pretty babes and take his picture with all of them!   he's never had a date before and would love to really to!   after exploring a few fun clubs he'd  borrow johanna's private jet and fly off to mexico where he'd meet up with a hot latino babe who makes him say hubba hubba~  and dance all the latin dances there are.  he'd party and flirt and just be as wilde and crazy as he can imagine!  of course there would be lots more pictures to be taken~ when they are done they'd go to a hot soothing jacuzi until they had to go home.   

Posted by group mascot on February 2, 2005 at 05:39 PM in micah's writings | Permalink | Comments (3) | TrackBack

micah's valentine's jokes

~micah's valentine jokes~

what do farmers give their wives on valentine's day?
hogs and kisses!

do skunks celebrate vanlentine's day?
of corse!  they are very scent-imental!

what did the paper clip say to the magnet on valentine's day?
i find you very attractive~

what did the elephant say to his girlfriend on valentine's day?
i love you a ton!

what did one pickle say to the other  pickle on valentine's day?
you mean a great dill to me~

what did the dog say on valentine's day?
i love you drooooool-ly!

what did the painter say on valentine's day?
i love you with all of my art~

what did frankenstein say on valentine's day?
be my valenstein!

Posted by group mascot on January 14, 2005 at 07:24 AM in micah's writings | Permalink | Comments (2) | TrackBack

handful of christmas jokes from micah

whats the best thing to put into your christmas dinner?
your teeth

what do sheep say to each other at christmas time?
merry christmas to eye~

whats the defintion of christmas?
the time when everyone gets 'santa' mental

whats red and white and blue at christmas time?
a sad candy cane!

what do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor? 
ribbon hood

what did adam say on the day before christmas?
its christmas, eve~

whats the best thing to give your parents for christmas?
a list of everything you want

whats the favourite christmas carol of new parents?
silent night

where do mistletoe go to become famous?
holly wood

a christmas thought
~stressed is just desserts spelled backward~

happy holidays
from micah

Posted by group mascot on January 13, 2005 at 05:45 AM in micah's writings | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack